Well, today is Groundhog Day*, but it’s only two weeks to V-day. So why not show the woman you love how much you care by buying her a flashing set of ‘landing lights’ for her breast type area? Left a little… Right a little… You’re coming in too fast, pull up a bit! Touchdown!
* According to the major groundhog forecasters – we’re either looking at an early spring or six more weeks of winter. Since we haven’t really had a winter yet to speak of, I’m not quite sure which of the little furry critters to put my money on.
didn’t you say that your mother reads this blog you potty mouth!