Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

One day all the mild mannered hipsters might just rise up to save the day. Why is that you ask? Surely with their geeky trendy glasses and hip thrift clothes they could not prevent world disaster? Ah well, consider this good reader.. like Clark Kent was Superman’s mild mannered disguise so too do most hipsters have their secret identity. By day, mild mannered (sometimes) waiter/bar tender/shop assistant, by night crazed, intense film maker/band member/actress. What’s your secret identity?