Jesus Christ Pose

Thanks to Martin.AccuWx for today’s time wasting activity. Worried that the Lord, our Savior, was too busy saving the world from our sins to manage his sartorial affairs? Well worry no longer with your own handy Jesus Dress Up(TM) kit. Gasp at how he carries off sequins and flares! Prostrate yourself at how he rose from the dead! Laugh sacriliegiously as you put on that wig.

And remember kids… use of this product in 45 states in the US will get you burnt at the stake. A Jesus is for life, not just for Christmas.

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