Brissie

Ah, city life again. The bright lights of Brisbane beckon me on for (yet another) night out on the town – this time to a celebrity look a like party. Perhaps being constantly told I look like Mr Bean could come in useful for once. Either that or I’ll go as George Clooney since he’s the dead spit of me as well.

Since my last missive the delights of Hervey Bay and Fraser Island have been sampled. For Harvey Bay that meant a lot of drinking, and for Fraser Island a lot of sand. In fact HUGE amounts of sand. Possibly more sand than you could use to make a very large sandcastle indeed. Although surprisingly never got around to making a sand castle. Did get around to being followed by dingoes (which look like scraggy mongrel whippets and run just as fast next to the 4×4), see the most amazingly clear fresh water Lake MacKenzie (stunning) and watch schools of manta rays from on top of Indian Head. Oh, and I got drunk.

Perhaps what impressed me most was that even though every backpacker here goes to Fraser Island it’s actually still just stunning. I kind of imagined it would be stupidly busy full of drunk Brits, but even with me there drunk there weren’t that many. The natural beauty is just overwhelming so everything else just gets put aside. The huge expanses of fresh water ponds – many crystal clear – is something that has to be experienced to be believed. That said the trip was really made by a luverly bunch of folk (with a couple of notably entertaining exceptions) sharing the 4×4 and a big shout out to them.

Next stop after Brisbane is most likely Byron Bay at the moment – where I suspect I will be for my birthday having not quite made it back down to Melbourne in time for that. Plus apparently it’s bloomin’ freezing down there. Brrr.

Airlie to bed

Next stop: Airlie Beach. Airlie Beach is another constructed town that relies purely on tourism and its reputation as the gateway to the Whitsunday Islands. The Whitsundays are a collection of islands a short way off the Queensland coast, believed to be the tips of mountains that have since flooded. The town itself is nothing much, although it does have a beautifully constructed lagoon even bigger than the one at Cairns and the weather has been significantly better than it was at Cairns – oh, and there are drunken backpacker style nights out to be had.

The trip I chose to go on was the Reefdive ‘Romance’ boat, a mix of sailing and diving which had gone on standby (definately something to watch out for if travelling at the moment as a lot of boats/trips aren’t getting that busy so a lot are dropping rates last minute). The boat itself is getting a little bit past its prime but seemed to survive just fine to get us out to Whitsunday island to see the beach voted “Best beach in the world” by readers digest readers… and it is quite nice indeed. The whole beach is stunningly white silica sand, constantly replenished from an undersea crevice that throws up volcanic silica for some reason. Very beautiful indeed, although the fairly high number of tourists prevents it from being my favourite beach ever (Culebra just off Puerto Rico has that privilege at the moment).

From there we sailed round to moor just off Harvey Island, a private resort island that is far from cheap. On the way we saw a couple of humpback whales – in fact they came right by the boat but I missed most of this by running downstairs to get my camera – d’oh! In fact we saw truckloads of whales on this trip at varying distances, and again I got to hear whale song underwater – which I’d first done at the Yongala – an amazing sound to listen to although you do have to stop breathing a bit to really hear it which is about the most dangerous thing you can do while diving. Well worth it though. The dives at Blue Pearl bay were nothing special, other than stressing me out because my camera fogged up completely when I entered the water – oh, though did get to roll backwards off a rubber dinghy to get in the water for the first time which was great fun. Just after we got out the water from our night dive we saw four manta rays circling round under the bow of the boat before swimming off – another amazing sight.

From there, at the unthinkable hour of 4am, we heading out to the reef for three more dives starting at 8am. The reef dives were much better than the bay. Again we say manta rays on the surface, but managed to miss them underwater by about 10m – bugger. Did see lots of sharks, turtles (loggerhead this time) and huge cod as well as my first barramundi cod which are strange fish indeed. It was around this point that I passed 24 hours, a full day, under water… not bad going having only learnt to dive a month or so before.

We headed back to moor at Blue Pearl Bay again that night and awoke the next morning to perfectly flat seas and more beautiful weather. A few dives later and we headed back to Airlie Beach for more drunken backpacker bars…

Maggie Island

The first of a few belated posts due to a lack of good internet connection/lying in the sun too much…

Magnetic Island is a small tropical paradise just off the Queensland coast from Townsville. Yep, I’ve finally left Cairns only a month later than planned (for which I hold my current scuba diving addiction to be mostly responsible). A short Greyhound bus journey later (well, six hours and a viewing of ‘What Women Want’ which was very amusing) followed by a cab and Helen, Patrick and myself were on the ferry heading across to the island. We stayed at the Travellers hostel in Picnic Bay which is only of note due to having a large crocodile in the eating area – fenced off most likely to prevent drunken backpackers from harassing it more than to stop it escaping since it was so fat. Can’t say I can recommend Travellers as a hostel, but we were being too lazy to move to Coconuts which is a more hippy style place located on a beach and probably where I would recommend.

My first day on the island was actually off the island – as I got up at 6 to head out to the Yongala wreck courtesy of Adrenalin Dive. The SS Yongala, which sank in 1911, is located a fair way out from the shore and so can only be dived with good conditions. Fortune smiled on my diving trip (for a change!) and the seas were almost flat with a clear sunny day. After a few hours at sea we moored to the bow of the wreck which starts 15m down, continuing to 28m – we all kitted up (my first dive in full length suit due to the cold) and jumped in following the line along the surface before we started to descend…

As soon as we got under the water’s surface the wreck could be seen the water was so clear that day. A dark, long shadow surround by the shimmering clouds of fish of varying sizes. As we descended hand over hand down the rope following our guide the shape could be made out more clearly – encrusted with huge amounts of mostly soft, purple coral. Leaving the rope we dropped down below the bow of the boat under which large fish sheltered. In fact the whole boat is surrounded by so many fish you just stop seeing them after a while. We swam along the wreck looking at various parts such as the fin, mast and storerooms amongst other things. At the bow of the boat a huge grouper sits watching – this is the more ‘friendly’ grouper as opposed to ‘grumpy’ the grouper who is called that because he once attacked a diver who’d taken too many photos of him with a flash in his face (he stuck the whole diver’s head in his mouth and sucked off the diver’s mask – leaving a huge ‘hicky’ on his neck – from then on he was called grumpy). At this point my air started to run out so I headed back down the other side of the wreck to do my two safety stops hanging on the descent line. Below us what looked like hundreds of sharks just lying on the bottom of the sea turned out to be kingfish which are very similar indeed. All this time I’d been taking truckloads of photos as I’ve finally invested in a waterproof case for my digital camera.

Surfacing I could hardly stop from grinning inanely, the dive was so good. Back at the boat everyone was chatting away and none of us could wait for the next dive. When it finally came we all jumped in again only to find that the conditions had completely changed underwater – with no surface sign for this. Whereas before there had been no current and 20-30m of visibility, now there was a strong current away from our descent line and visibility had dropped to 10m with lots of sediment. Still saw lots – the highlights this time were a large hawksbill turtle munching away on the boat’s surface and a bull ray with a three metre wingspan, an amazing sight as it flew over us – its huge eyes flicking around. Coming back to the surface the current was so strong all of us had to hang onto the line with both hands to avoid being swept away. All good fun though and everyone was so psyched on the way back to the island.

The rest of the maggie island trip was going to be hard pressed to beat that first day but it made a valient attempt. We hired a moke to drive around in and hiked up to the forts, seeing wild koalas asleep in the trees on the way with amazing views from the top of the old WWII emplacements. The next day we hired bikes and cycled up to the north west point on the island for more beach walking. The whole island is pretty quiet and extremely beautiful – with protected park on most of it. When our time came to get on the ferry and head on down to Airlie Beach I was in two minds – the temptation to stay was huge but figured ought to keep moving south otherwise I’ll never get out of Queensland!

Captain cook – Interesting biography of this master explorer and map maker, coming out in favour of him as an enlightened and scientific man in an age of slavery and empire building. Interesting read with the strange slant of also being an account of a guy who set out to dis-credit Cook as the discoverer of Australia (it’s now believed the Portuguese got there about 100 years earlier).

Splash (x2)

Wow. Another cool animal to add to the menagerie that I’ve already seen this trip. We went out sea kayaking on Fitzroy Island yesterday – a constructed paradise about an hour’s boat ride from Cairns. All good clean fun, although my random partner had no arm strength so my right arm is a bit knackered today (even after my quality kayaking skills lessons from my years teaching the kiddies at PGL). Anyways – on the way round the island we came across three humpbacked whales swimming through the straits – parents and a calf. Amazing sight as they just sat on the surface getting their air and then flapping their flippers at us about 100m off. Then they got a bit spooked by a large boat coming to see them so they started swimming off with plenty of tail fluke smashing. But then, the highlight, one of the whales jumped straight out of the water – followed shortly after by another. Wow. Such an amazing sight. We all just clapped and cheered and then paddled after them a bit and they did it again. Such good luck.

So after that the rest of the day seemed quite dull really – you know how it is when you’re on a deserted tropical island in the sun, snorkling round giant clams and looking at two metre long monitor lizards basking in the sun. Same old, same old. Actually there was another highlight – the crew provided a lunch which included Fry’s Turkish Delight bars. Haven’t had those in aaaaaages. Mmmm.

In other exciting entertainment news I’ve now learnt the French rules for draughts (or ‘dammes’ en francais). This is a completely different, and possibly more fun, game played on the same board setup. Patric has taught me well, but now the student is the master – coff. Basic rules are that normal pieces can take backwards as well as forwards, you can ‘blow’ a piece of the board if it didn’t take the most opposition pieces it could of taken and queens can move more than one space at a time along a diagonal. Plus etrange je pense…

Fruity

Just back from the tropical paradise that is Cape Tribulation – named because of Captain Cook’s run onto reef just off shore (cheery chap old Cook). Highlight of the trip was the short but beautiful boardwalk and the exotic fruit tasting. Tried jak fruit, bread fruit, three kinds of custard apple (not related to apples at all but named due to English explorers’ un-imaginative ways), three types of zapote (Spanish for ‘fruit’ and named due to Spanish explorers un-imaginative ways) and some other stuff. All amazingly weird and different and so sweet due to the heat up north. Definately worth checking out if you’re up there. I also learnt how I should have been eating the pommelo that I bought in Hong Kong – you aren’t supposed to eat the pith… ah.

The beauty myth – naomi wolf. Excellent essay on the pressures surrounding modern women as relates to looks. A must read to help understand modern society.

Jailbird – kurt vonnegut. ‘Autobiographical’ story of the least famous Watergate conspirator which ends up being some kind of morality tale for people not really involved in their own lives to any active degree. The intro section is very strange but after that it turns into a sensible story which is highly readable.

Here came the sun

The sun has finally decided to pay visit to Cairns so it’s been a hectic few days of sun bathing here. All hands on deck (well, on the nicely grassed seafront anyways). In an hour though I head off with Taka Dive for a trip up north to Cod Hole and (hopefully) out to Osprey Reef to see a shark feed amongst other things. A fun five days at/under the sea – yay!

Oh, and for those of you who got my pictures of me drinking the can of SARS the other day you’ll be heartened to know I now have a slight cough. Damn hubris!