Well, today is Groundhog Day*, but it’s only two weeks to V-day. So why not show the woman you love how much you care by buying her a flashing set of ‘landing lights’ for her breast type area? Left a little… Right a little… You’re coming in too fast, pull up a bit! Touchdown!
* According to the major groundhog forecasters – we’re either looking at an early spring or six more weeks of winter. Since we haven’t really had a winter yet to speak of, I’m not quite sure which of the little furry critters to put my money on.